Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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