And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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