What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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