I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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