You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
i now understand why vodka
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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