Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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