i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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