D3 body, D1 cock
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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