I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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