I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.