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  just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  we convinced you the moon was a planet...again

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.

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  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater

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• (310): View more from California

  Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20

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• (904): View more from Florida

  They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?

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