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(860): View more from Connecticut

she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?

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(678): View more from Georgia

Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable

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(609): View more from New Jersey

no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh

(513): View more from Ohio

is this your pickup line?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper

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(734): View more from Michigan

I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.

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(409): View more from Texas

i wish i coudl send you meat via computure

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex

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(404): View more from Georgia

summer in europe = liver of steel

(678): View more from Georgia

I accept that challenge.

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