just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?