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(203): View more from Connecticut

Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers

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(805): View more from California

im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking

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(562): View more from California

I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.

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(+66): View more from Thailand

We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA

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(208): View more from Idaho

I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.

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(619): View more from California

You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch

(1-619): View more from California

Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.

(619): View more from California

Love you...

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts

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(+49): View more from Germany

... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.

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(706): View more from Georgia

New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.

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