Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
How many fucks given?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow