I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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