Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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