a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days