i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
The feeling are messing with the penis
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
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