@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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