It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
