Can Purell be used as lube?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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