i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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