he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Vodka?
Forever.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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