If i come over, it means nothing
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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