She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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