what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
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You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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