Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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