Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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