i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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