shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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