i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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