thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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