I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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