she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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