I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
i believe in u and ur pee
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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