we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Randomize
