there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I'm having to shit out rocks
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