i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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