Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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