Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
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Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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