what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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