if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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