so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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