she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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