The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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