I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
i think im in europe. pls send help
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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