Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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