consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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