Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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