We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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