Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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