Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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