just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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