Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
