We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
