one might say we're banned from that church
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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