you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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